it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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