you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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