if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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