Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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