Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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