Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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