Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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