Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Two words: blizzard sex
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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