Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
if only i could text you this smell
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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