i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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