I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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