Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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