if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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