every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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