Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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