I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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