So drunk its hurt
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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