I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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