Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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