ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize
