he shaved USA in his pubs
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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