tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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