The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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