He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
i need to put some appletini on your dick
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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