I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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