sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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