Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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