if i died would you start the facebook group?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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