my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
So much rum. So many feels.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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