Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.