quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.