Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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