do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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