Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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