would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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