..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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