these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think I am morally bankrupt
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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