Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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