Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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