Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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