i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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