So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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