So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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