How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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