Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
