Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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