im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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