We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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