Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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