I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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