Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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