I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Who wears a wallet chain?!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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