You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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