Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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