talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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