jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Randomize
